Umm, I don’t know what to call it

by illumin4ti_bot

36 Comments

  1. burnafter3ading

    Is it undercooked or just all mayonnaise?

  2. swervecityPhILM

    Well you can rule out ‘pizza’ as a description…

  3. PandasGetAngryToo

    Shit in a box. That is what you call that.

  4. Party-Pipe59

    Gotta love the garbage disposal sludge on mushrooms and tomatoes.

  5. justtiptoeingthru2

    Brazilian? Possibly Swedish? My gut says Brazil.

    Pizzas in Brazil are mad-crazy.

    Same with Swedish pizza. They put *bananas* on pizza with *curry* and it has a tomato sauce base, they often put beef or ham, or chicken. Crushed peanuts as a garnish for crunch/texture.

  6. Rathbane12

    A four eyed little monster man with a cute hat.

  7. Square_Run_9624

    A felony and I am going to that pizzeria to make citizens arrest.

  8. MonkeyBred

    Call it a lawyer because crimes have been committed.

  9. Substantial_Shop6988

    To quote a famous lemon, “ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!”

  10. Whatamidoinglatley

    An abomination is what you call it.

  11. colin_staples

    I call it “raw”

    Has that thing even been inside an oven?

    Was the oven switched off?

  12. Dull_Suggestion6703

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